The vaccines really need to release a new album because it’s flu season
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
if i posted here my text about pop music would anyone even read it (asking just because tumblr user likepoundcakes tries to convince me)